Chicken

Al Dente: You got any Taquitos?

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foqH-TL1gH4] Yes, little buddy. Yes I do. FIRE THE CONTEXT CANNON! Right then, Invader Zim is a gleeful cartoon series about a profoundly incompetent member of a race of professional alien invaders, the immensely defective robot he works with and the planet he continually fails to invade. This one. The robot is Gir, who […]

Al Dente: You got any Taquitos?

Al Dente: Defeating Egg Rag Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Frittata And Love The Iron Skillet

Let’s talk about Frittata. Specifically, let’s talk about what it all too quickly has turned into in my past, something my mother likes to call ‘egg rag’. Egg rag is sometimes not quite an omelet, sometimes not quite scrambled eggs and very, very occasionally, not quite pancakes. I have perpetrated egg rag on the world

Al Dente: Defeating Egg Rag Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Frittata And Love The Iron Skillet

Al Dente: Chicken Kiev

So it turns out I’m good at chicken. I have chicken skills. There is great chicken power within me. I know chicken fu. That sensation you’re feeling is called the chickening. There’s a war going on out there old friend, and it’s not about who controls the information, it’s about who controls the chick- You

Al Dente: Chicken Kiev

Al Dente: Chicken Dim Sum

The most expensive meal I’ve ever eaten was Dim Sum. It was at Harrod’s, in London, in December 2011. Marguerite and I went there because when you go to London for the first time, Harrod’s is a pretty good idea and like so many other people, we fell victim to the building’s insidious design. You

Al Dente: Chicken Dim Sum

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