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Al Dente: You got any Taquitos?

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foqH-TL1gH4] Yes, little buddy. Yes I do. FIRE THE CONTEXT CANNON! Right then, Invader Zim is a gleeful cartoon series about a profoundly incompetent member of a race of professional alien invaders, the immensely defective robot he works with and the planet he continually fails to invade. This one. The robot is Gir, who …

Al Dente: You got any Taquitos?

Al Dente: Chicken Kiev

So it turns out I’m good at chicken. I have chicken skills. There is great chicken power within me. I know chicken fu. That sensation you’re feeling is called the chickening. There’s a war going on out there old friend, and it’s not about who controls the information, it’s about who controls the chick- You …

Al Dente: Chicken Kiev

Al Dente: Sandwichhalla

Okay, I know this looks bad. But I can explain… And also provide context! Every now and then, you just need a sandwich. A lot of the time for me, ‘every now and then’ equates to ‘every couple of days’. Sometimes it equates to ‘daily’ and from time to time it equates to ‘I am …

Al Dente: Sandwichhalla

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